In the wake of recent unrest in Georgia, the United States is calling for Russia to call a cease fire. Speaking in the Georgian capital, Tbilisi, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice "said Russia should help resolve tensions instead of contributing to them."
I'm sorry, can you just give me a moment to regain my composure? I have become inexplicably overcome with a fit of hysterics at this laughably arrogant statement from the hypocrites who practically invented violence in the Middle East, and who like to hang around in foreign countries for a really long time.
I mean seriously, just who the heck do they think they are?